LIGHTS UP. (AUGUSTUS GLOOP, a young man aged twenty-five years from Düsseldorf, Germany, enters. He is wearing “active” lederhosen. AUGUSTUS, in peak physical condition, looks like a bodybuilder. As he flexes his right bicep, his left hand holds up a picture of an obese child whose face is covered with chocolate.)
Violet and Veruca leaning in the doorway: “Augustus! Save some room for later!”
Augustus: *wink*